• Me:

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  • *Wakes up February 5, 2069*

theinvisiblecunts:

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

10knotes:

 

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.


Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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Soooo cool!

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