May 2013
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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His...
repelo-muggletum:
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Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
*Wakes up February 5, 2069*
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randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
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Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
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“Do not tell everyone your story. You will only end up feeling more rejected....”
– Henri J.M. Nouwen (via efidelity)
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grrrlfever:
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
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bloner:
“god i hate this show” i whisper as i click play on the next episode at 3am on a school night while my homework is abandoned on the floor along with my dreams and ambitions
fuckwooper:
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
lilacid:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
THIS IS SO SAD
queen-of-fandoms:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
April 2013
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November 2012
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thefaggotmonster:
thefaggotmonster:
“Romney was born in Michigan, has a home in New Hampshire and was Governor of Massachusetts…and all 3 states went to Obama.”
October 2012
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omg this is so awesome! Too excited for next ones!
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Sweeet this is so awesome! Cant wait to do more!
Check it out
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theinvisiblecunts:
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
10knotes:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
He’s a motherfucking vampire
His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
August 2012
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