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Me:
I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
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*Wakes up February 5, 2069*
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waituntilmyfatherhearsaboutthis-:
—there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake
This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet
I AM SCREAMINGDJFEWIUGJEWQOGIJ
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
this isn’t funny it was so scary omfg
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
// Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense//
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Do not tell everyone your story. You will only end up feeling more rejected. People cannot give you what you long for in your heart. The more you expect from people’s response to your experience of abandonment, the more you will feel exposed to ridicule.
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
(Source: locksandglasses, via waituntilmyfatherhearsaboutthis-)
